Funny Golf Gloves That Will Have You in Stitches

Golf gloves are an important accessory for players of all skill levels, and for obvious reasons.

[You need a good grip on your golf club when you go to throw it into the golf course pond.]

You could pick up a traditional glove, but who says a golf glove needs to be boring?

In this life-changing post, our team highlights some of the best funny golf gloves on the market.

Whether you’re a serious golfer looking to add some personality to your game or a friend just looking for a colorful golf gift, we’ve got you covered.

The Best Funny Golf Gloves (organized by category)

Golf can sometimes take itself too seriously, but when you sport one of these gloves at your next golf outing, you’ll take the pretense down a notch.

Fun & Harmless Humor

Golf gloves in this category are sure to generate some harmless laughs without pushing the limits.

The Ugly Sweater Golf Glove

Ugly Sweater Christmas parties are a growing phenomenon in the United States, and if you’re a fan of the ugly sweater, you’re gonna love this glove from Gimme Golf Co.

Perfect for those winter golf rounds (or a Christmas gift).

Highlights include:

• Hard-to-miss pink/orange/white color scheme
• Tree, reindeer, and beer mug pattern
• 100% triple AAA cabretta leather glove

The Gilmore Glove

Happy Gilmore is one of the funniest golf movies of the last 30 years, so any golf glove that pays homage to this classic deserves to make the cut.

If you’re a fan of the movie, this is a must-have in the golf equipment category.

Highlights include:

• 3 color schemes
• Fun, hand sketched illustrations
• Soft feel AA cabretta leather

Black Bones Golf Glove

Back in my middle school days, a friend of mine loved to wear a skeletal bones t-shirt. That shirt (on his 60lb frame) always made me smile.

This golf glove from Bender Golf also brings a smile to my face. Perfect for a Halloween outing or those who just want to sport a real conversation starter.

Highlights include:

• Black with white bones OR white with black bones color scheme
• Spandex inserts for superior comfort
• Breathable mesh with high quality cabretta leather palm

The Breakfast Ball Golf Glove

Gimme Golf Co. makes the list again with this clever play on the breakfast ball pun (see our write-up on golf lingo).

This is the perfect gift for those who need that extra golf swing (or two) during that early morning round.

Plus, who doesn’t love donuts?

Highlights include:

• Hard-to-miss pink/aqua/brown/white color scheme
• Appetizing donut pattern
• Premium cabretta leather glove

Women’s “Diva” Golf Glove

Though this glove is specifically designed for women, we can easily envision this glove moving into the “gifts for men” category.

This is a unique hand-like design with nail polish, a diamond ring and Golf Diva emblazoned across the back…perfect for the diva in your golf group.

Highlights include:

• Impossible to miss DIVA theme
• Cabretta leather palm
• Breathable lyrca material throughout
• Matching ball marker included

The Bigfoot Golf Glove

There’s something funny about seeing a Sasquatch swing a golf club.

This glove also makes a great gift for the hairiest, least civilized, or conspiracy theorist in your group.

Highlights include:

• Fun Bigfoot pattern
• Cabretta leather palm
• Breathable construction

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

This offering from Giggle Golf isn’t the finest piece of art you’ll come across, but its pretty funny if you’re constantly smoking your buddies on the golf course.

#winning is included across the thumb for all the social influencers.

Highlights include:

• Lycra and leather construction
• Large illustrated chicken with its “thumb” up
• Bonus poker chip (ball marker) included

Off-Color and Offensive Humor

Golf gloves in this category might be offensive to some, but if you’re still reading, they’re probably made just for you.

You Suck Golf Glove

From a distance, one might assume this is just a white traditional glove, but a closer inspection reveals otherwise.

A not-so-subtle “You Suck” emblem spans the length of the middle finger. 

Highlights include:

• Streamlined communication between you and your golf group, as two messages can be conveyed in one motion
• Cabretta leather construction

Nice Shot Golf Glove

The Nice Shot golf glove falls into the same category as the You Suck glove, but it offers a bit more class.

From a distance, this glove looks harmless, but once that middle finger ascends, the golfer’s true intentions are revealed.

Yin and yang. Complement and insult. This glove does it all.

Highlights include:

• Streamlined communication between you and your golf group, as two messages can be conveyed in one motion
• AAA sheep skin cabretta leather
• Cadet sizing available for those with larger palms

The Devil’s Lettuce Golf Glove

If you find humor in ruffling feathers, the Devil’s Lettuce golf glove by Golf Gods is an obvious choice for your next golf round, especially if you’re playing with a group that holds more traditional views.

Golf Gods has a number of offensive golf gloves in their lineup, these being one of the least offensive options.

If you want to generate some laughs (or heated discussions), show up with the Devil’s Lettuce all over your hands.

Highlights include:

• Promotes natural remedies and encourages unnatural tension in the group
• Funny gift for the cannabis enthusiast in your group
• Cabretta palm

Women’s Drink Up Bitches Golf Glove

Some women like to push the limits, and this golf glove from Gimme Golf pays homage to those who have a penchant for alcohol and colorful language.

“Who’s Thirsty?” is written across the thumb and “Drink Up Bitches” is included on the adjustable strap.

Keep it classy…

Highlights include:

• Alcoholic beverages pattern
• Lycra and leather construction
• Bonus poker chip (ball marker) included

Did I miss a funny golf glove that belongs on the list?

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Not sure whether or not you need a golf glove? See our write-up on the pros and cons of wearing a golf glove.